HAVE YOU OUTSOURCED YOUR BODY? Your phone counts your steps Tells you if you’ve moved enough Your watch shakes telling you you’ve been sitting too long A book instructs what to eat When to eat How much...
DIET-MATH The wedding is in 6 weeks If I lose 2 pounds a week I’ll be 12 pounds thinner on the day The reunion is coming up I’ll subtract 700 calories a day add 20 min of cardio And I’ll fit into these skinny jeans We’re going to the beach on Friday I have 5...
I Don’t Want To Die Hating My Body Please, don’t let me lay on my deathbed Reviewing my life with regret Because I wasted it on hating my body I don’t want to die wishing I was thinner Wishing that I hadn’t eaten that chocolate croissant I don’t want to...
He said: “You’ve let yourself go” YES. I have let myself goI stopped wearing SpanksI stopped counting macros, points and caloriesI said no to the botoxI let the gray showThe truth is…I did let myself goI let myself relaxI let go of...
Am I bigger than her?I ask my husbandAs a woman passes on the streetAm I bigger than her?I ask myself, as I walk into the roomMeasuring up all the womenAm I bigger than her?I look at a picture of younger meA “memory” on Facebook from years...
𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝗪𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐆?You’re traveling to another countryThe security officer asksDid you pack your own bag?“Yes, I packed my own bag”Because if you say “I didn’t”They’re going to ask a lot more questionsLike, who did?And do you know...