You said you’d be there for me⁣
You said you’d stop me before I finished eating the whole thing⁣
You said you’d take me to the gym in the morning⁣

Dear Willpower,⁣

Even Nike told me how great you were⁣
They repeated your anthem⁣
Just Do It⁣
Over and Over⁣

And so I really believed in you⁣
I wanted to believe in you⁣
I believed that if you were by my side⁣
I’d be strong⁣
And thin⁣
And in control⁣

But frankly willpower⁣
You’re not all that⁣

You let me down⁣

You’re really no match for⁣
My inner rebel⁣
My inner pleasure seeker⁣

And you wither in the face of⁣
My contempt⁣
My absolutely anger⁣
My disdain and boredom⁣
At society’s ideals of what I should do⁣
And how I should be⁣

So you know what, Dear Willpower…⁣
I’m done fighting with you⁣
I’m done feeling bad when we’re not talking⁣

We’re done.⁣
I’m breaking up⁣

And instead I’m going out with⁣
Passion⁣
and⁣
Compassion⁣

With⁣
Kindness⁣
And⁣
Self-respect⁣

We get along so much better⁣
They’re way more fun⁣
And so much more reliable⁣

~ Nina Manolson⁣
NinaManolson.com